Clean Jokes

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?