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Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?


Punch line: He removed his slippers and left them outside the temple.


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Joke: How do chickens get cancer


Punch line: By eating themselves raw


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Joke: A little old man told his wife, "I have to go to my doctor's appointment now. I'll see you later."

After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction. Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, "Honey, there's a car going in the wrong direction!"

The husband replied, "They're all going in the wrong direction!"


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Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?


Punch line: They have no life!


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Joke: A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"


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