Clean Jokes

Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"

The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"
Hitler: "Mine less then..."
Awaiting Grammar Nazi barges in!
"Mine Fewer!"
Hitler: Yes?

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?

Joke: A man is going ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice and hears a booming voice, "There's no fish in there!"

He begins to drill another hole and again hears the voice, "Stop drilling, there's no fish there!"

He drills a third hole and the voice sounds again, "You aren't going to find any fish there!"

The fisherman, frightened, asks, "Is this God?"

The booming voice yells back, "No! I'm the rink manager!"