Clean Jokes

Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?

Joke: A doctor walks into his office and tells his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient replies, "I want the good news first."

The doctor says, "We're naming a disease after you!"