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Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."
The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."
The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!
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Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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Joke: Why did the dyslectic goth have the best Christmases?
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Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."
His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"
The man says, "No, a different one."
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