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Joke: Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?


Punch line: They're always in neutral!


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Joke: Why do dermatologists always take their time?


Punch line: They don't want to make rash decisions.


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Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?


Punch line: Teachers tell you to spit out your gum. Trains say, "Chew! Chew!"


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Joke: Why do police get up so early?


Punch line: To beat the crowds.


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Joke: I just invented a word...


Punch line: Plagiarism.


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