Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.