Clean Jokes

Joke: Where do mice keep their boats?

Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: A professor was giving a big test one day. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

The next class the professor handed the graded tests back.

This student got his test back and $56 change.

Joke: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?