Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call a white duck?

Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.