Clean Jokes

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!

Joke: What tastes better than it smells?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?