Clean Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: A group full of very ugly people die in a bus accident. When they come to God he grants them all one last wish. The first person says "I wish I was beautiful!" God makes them beautiful. This goes on and all of the people wish to be beautiful until he gets to the last person. The last person is laughing historically and God asks him "Why are you laughing?" The man replies "I wish they were all ugly again."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."