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Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?


Punch line: You are the joke. Buy a steak.


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Joke: Why don't penguins live in England? They are scared of Wales.


Punch line: Ka-POW


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By Fred

Joke: How many Idiots does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: 100, 1 to hold the bulb and 99 to trun the room


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Joke: How many of your younger siblings does it take to get chores done?


Punch line: None. You do them all by yourself.


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By jena

Joke: why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?


Punch line: She stole his heart!


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