Clean Jokes

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: Which stores have the most attractive baggers?

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"

Joke: why did the laptop feel cold