Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Big ish Big ish who? Not today, thanks love.

Joke: What is Luke Skywalker's favorite Italian dish?

Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?