Clean Jokes

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!

Joke: What tastes better than it smells?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!