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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.


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Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?


Punch line: Bach.


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Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?


Punch line: Number one and number two.


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Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."


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Joke: Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?


Punch line: They're always in neutral!


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