Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: Where does a fish go when it gets hurt?

Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?

Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?