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Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"
The other man replies, "Yes I am."
The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"
The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."
The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"
The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."
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Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.
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Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."
The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"
The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here
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