Clean Jokes

 

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Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?


Punch line: So far, so good!


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Joke: What kind of snake likes to dance?


Punch line: Ana - conga (anaconda)


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Joke: Why was the king so glum?


Punch line: Because he is a sigh-er.


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Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?


Punch line: They're trying to bust a move.


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Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?


Punch line: Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.


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