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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!


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Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!


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Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"


Punch line: The mother replies"Don't worry honey... But just remember for tonight at dinner comb all you fur to the right side"


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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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