Clean Jokes

Joke: What does a piano, a fish, and glue have in common?

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the roof? :l

Joke: What did the panda bears get when they had a fight?

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'

Joke: What do you call a man of words