Clean Jokes

Joke: What is the difference between the teacher and the train?

Joke: What do you call a huge mushroom?

Joke: So, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's all right now.

Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?