Clean Jokes

Joke: Waiter, waiter will my pizza be long? No, it will be round

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)

Joke: What do you call a man of words

Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'