Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: A man asks another man to take him his phone but the man continuously says "what, i can't hear" and finally he says, "i cannot hear that you are telling me to take your phone, i cant hear that".

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.

Joke: Whats 9 + 10?

Joke: What is the difference between the teacher and the train?