Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.