Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.


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Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.


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Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.


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Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.


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