Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.