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Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.
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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.
Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.
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Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
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