Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, just waits.


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