Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."