Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.