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Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.
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Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.
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Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.
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Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
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