Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."