Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.