Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.