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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?
Punch line: He was dressed to kill.
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Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.
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Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?
Punch line: Have them both say unionized.
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Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?
Punch line: Na.
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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?
Punch line: I've got my ion you.
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