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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?
Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?
Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.
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Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?
Punch line: Na.
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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?
Punch line: I've got my ion you.
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Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.
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