Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?

Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?

Joke: Which elements are the most religious?

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.