Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?


Punch line: They can't drive.


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Joke: A blonde goes on a hot date and they end up making out in his car. he asks the blonde, "You want to get in the back seat?"

She replies, "No!"

Things continue to get hotter and he asks her again. She replies, "No!."

He asks her why she refuses and she replies, "I want to stay up here with you."


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Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."


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Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"


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Joke: A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."


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