Blonde Jokes

Joke: What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

Joke: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"