About: I'm 15, I live in America, I have red hair at the moment and I have multiple piercings in both ears.
Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Question: Cleopatra and Anthony are lying dead on the floor, with only glass and water around them. Caesar is watching them. How did they die?
Answer: Cleopatra and Anthony are fish, and Caesar is a cat who knocked their bowl onto the floor.
Joke: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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