About: I'm 15, I live in America, I have red hair at the moment and I have multiple piercings in both ears.

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Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Question: What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

Question: Cleopatra and Anthony are lying dead on the floor, with only glass and water around them. Caesar is watching them. How did they die?

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Joke: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Punch line: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

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Joke: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

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