Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?


Punch line: Gridlock.


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Joke: A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."


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Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?


Punch line: She burnt her mouth on the exhaust.


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Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.

The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"

The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."


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Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?


Punch line: A golden retriever.


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