Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."


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Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?


Punch line: Gridlock.


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Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?


Punch line: She burnt her mouth on the exhaust.


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Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?


Punch line: A golden retriever.


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Joke: A blonde woman found herself in a blizzard and didn't know what to do. But suddenly she remembered some advice her father had given her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, just follow a plow."

Surely enough a plow soon comes by and she follows it. Forty-five minutes later the man driving the plow pulled over and confronted the blonde "What are you doing?"

She replies "My dad said if I get stuck in a blizzard I should follow a plow."

The man with the plow snickers "Well I'm done with Walmart, you want to follow me to Target?"


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