Blonde Jokes

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."

Joke: A blonde goes on a hot date and they end up making out in his car. he asks the blonde, "You want to get in the back seat?"

She replies, "No!"

Things continue to get hotter and he asks her again. She replies, "No!."

He asks her why she refuses and she replies, "I want to stay up here with you."

Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.

The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"

The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."

Joke: Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up. The first blonde leans into the bus and asks "Will this bus take me to 1st Avenue?"

The bus driver tells her no. The second blonde leans in and whispers "What about me?"