Good Riddles

Question: A man and his wife live I a nice cottage in a village near the lake. One day, they were rowing a boat when he wife fell in and the husband went in to get her out but all he could feel were plants, moss, and rocks. Two weeks after the funeral, the man was walking around the lake when he started talking to a new neighbor when the fisherman said some interesting facts. Fisherman: I haven't caught anything today. Maybe because of the fact this lake has no kelp what so ever. Mrs. Montoya was telling me about it yesterday. I always catch fish when there is kelp in a lake or pond. That is just rotten ain't it? The husband said goodbye to the neighbor and went inside and killed himself. Why is this?

Question: A man challenges you to a coin flipping contest. One of you must flip heads, then tails, then heads. The other must flip heads, then tails, then tails. Whoever succeeds in fewer flips is the winner.

Which should you choose?

Question: I am the one thing that stays after fire , I am the one that choke liars and yet the wind is my foe, in the morning I’ll be gone! Who am I?

Question: A hill full a hole full you cannot catch a bowl full.

Question: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?