Good Riddles

 
Hard (medium)

Question: There was a man who wanted to jump in a pool but there was a formation of ice on the surface of the water.Sunlight gleamed and reflected onto the surroundings.You have rope and a deluxe collection of chocolates.A lifeguard is sitting asleep nearby and has a cellphone in his pocket.There are three kids sitting gloomily at the edge of the pool.There is 10 mins for the pool to close.A family nearby is having a picnic with a lot of chili to spare and there are blue fishes in a nearby lake.The temperature is -10C if the man does not heat himself in 3 mins, he will die of hypothermia.How does the man get into the water?

Question: Why did the nudist not like going to London?

Funny Riddle (medium)

Question: Why was the fat man sad?

Question: Why was the fat man happy?

Question: You walk down a path through the woods everyday. You always walk by one particular large rotting log which weighs over a ton. The next day you notice that there is another large log underneath the familiar one that you've never seen before. How did it get there?