Kids Riddles

Question: One day, Jack went to Walmart. He saw Santa and wanting to talk to him. He then told Santa what he wanted for Christmas. At the end, Santa told Jack, Merry Christmas. Jack said, I can't. Santa was confused. What does Jack mean, I can't?

Question: what did the postman say to the mailbox?

Question: A man with a stick walks up to another man. Why?

Question: If green means go, yellow means slow down or caution, and red means stop. Why can't traffic lights go when they turn to green?

Question: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Put it in and shut the door. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. There's this animal party all animals are there besides for one what animal is not?