Funny Riddles

Question: Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Question: I cannot hear or even see,
but sense light and sounds there may be.
Sometimes I end up on the hook,
or even deep into a book.

What am I?

Question: You can easily touch me, but not see me.
You can throw me out, but not away.

What am I?

Question: Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food.

Who did?

Question: What is the longest word in the dictionary?