Funny Riddles

Question: With pointed fangs I sit and wait, with piercing force I serve out fate. Grabbing bloodless victims, proclaiming my might; physically joining with a single bite.What am I?

Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Question: I'm written with two letters, said with one and seen with two.What am I?

Question: What goes up and never comes down?

Question: How many animals of each kind did Moses bring on the ark?