Joke #644

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.