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Joke: The Wonderful Husband๐Ÿฐ.... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, ๐Ÿit's me... R u at the club?' MAN: 'Yes'๐Ÿ˜ WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'๐Ÿ˜˜ WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models. I saw one ๐Ÿš— I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$98,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house ๐ŸกI wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for $980,000/-.' MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much! Youโ€™re so generous!' MAN: โ€œYouโ€™re worth it. 'Bye!' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open ๐Ÿ˜ง The man turns and asks "Anybody knows whose phone๐Ÿ“ฑ this is?" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜


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