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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.
5 ratings
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Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?
3 ratings
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Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?
2 ratings
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Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?
14 ratings
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Joke: Thomas has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, "I got a part! I got a part!"
His dad asks him, "Oh yeah? Who do you play?"
His son replies, "I play a man who's been married for 30 years with 4 children."
The father says, "Oh, I'm sorry son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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