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Joke: A 17-year-old girl was mad at her dad because he always treated her like she was a little girl.
He gave her a gold star for standing up for herself.
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Joke: What's the highest form of flattery?
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Joke: A man takes a job as the cook on a ship just before a long voyage. He looks around the kitchen for a few hours and all he can find is potatoes in the shape of penises.
He finds the captain and asks him, "Captain, what's with all of the penis shaped potatoes? That's all I can find and I don't think I like it."
The captain looks at him sternly and says, "There's nothing you can do about it. This is a dictatorship!"
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Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?
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Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
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