Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the boy with no arms get for his birthday?

Joke: How are opinions like assholes?

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.